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How much is too much?

Anonymous
What, exactly, is the correct amount of nookie for a married, middle-aged, relatively heterosexual male to desire? Please clarify as to time frames, i.e. number per week, number per day, etc. Thank you so very much.

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Milkman Dan
Married?
You might as well cut it off, my friend.
Anonymous
It still works, so I really have no desire to bobbitize myself. Perhaps a ballpark figure would be forthcoming, hmmmm?
Milkman Dan
That's right, buddy!
Just think about baseball.

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