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The Topic: Mom, Dad...?

The Asker
Where do zombies come from?

Responses:
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
Zombies are not born, they are made. Here's the recipe, as near as I can tell.

1 human (preferably a geek).
10 cups coffee (caffinated).

Mix the human with the coffee for 36 hours, without letting the human sleep. For added zombie-ness, give the human a really important paper that they need to have done before they can sleep, then set an at-least-thirty-pages requirement.

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