i told my english teacher today that even though i like english class, it really is a joke, because there's two worlds, the real world where nothing matters, and the english world where 'man' exists with all his lame problems. i think it hurt her to hear that she's devoting her life to a farce. should i fear for my mark?
Responses:
Clippy
"I" is a always capitalized!
Clippy
Always start a sentence with a capital letter!
Clippy
Single quotation marks should only be used to indicate double quotation marks within the source one is quoting!
Clippy
It would also be a good idea to write less complex sentences than your first one. The one with all those paranthetical phrases.
Clippy
I think your mark is more in trouble from your pitiful grammar than from any asinine comment you made to your professor.
carrionX
im talking about real english clippy, not grade 5 stuff, i already know that. the first unspoken axiom of english, once you know the rules, you can break them
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Jesus Hotel Christ, you don't know shit about rules, Private Roadkill! If by some act of our Lord you pull your head out of your fourth point of contact and become a decent Asker, then and only then can you even start to think about maybe cutting corners. The 'tron is not paying you to think son! You are here to ask questions and take your answer and smile! Do you understand, Private Roadkill?
