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The Topic: Ideal Womanhood?

Spork
Bah, that French chick has a face like a horse.
Sure, she's a horse-woman with nice tits, but
come one... I'd lay odds that my tits are nicer.

Responses:
Randal Graves
Oh Sporky Sporky, how I love an endless tease.
Randal Graves
You know, we have a little rule on the Conversatron. If you brag about your tits, you have to back up your claims. You have to put your money where your mouth is.
Randal Graves
Or should I say, "put your tits where your mouth is"?
Randal Graves
'Cause I'd like to see that.
Spork
Actually, it's funny you say that.
I can lick my own nipples.

Isn't that neat?!
Randal Graves
It'd be neat if I could see it.
Dante Hicks
Why on earth do you want to see it? I happen to know you personally own dozens of pornos featuring professional level self-nipplelicking.
Randal Graves
The amateur stuff is edgier and more degrading for all involved.

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