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The Mote
I work in a mall, across from a trio of clothing stores, all of which employ extremely attractive young women. Now, having these young women to look at while I work is fantastic, and there's one in particular that I am very interested in. She's tall, slim, has black hair and a great body, and she seems to look at me as often as I look at her. My problem is that I can't go up to her very casually, can't just saunter into the store and inquire about clothes because she knows who I am and would recognize it as a ploy. Should I just walk in there and ask her for her name and number or should I try to be subtle about it? If the subtle approach, how would I arrange said subtlety?

By the way, the breasts in wine glasses thing is wrong. Champaigne glasses, true champaigne glasses, are shaped exactly like Queen Anne's breasts, and were designed specifically for a special occasion (either her coming of age, her ascent to the throne, her wedding... whatever.) The point is that the perfect breast does not have to fit a wine glass... and Queen Anne's weren't perfect, either. You have your stories mixed up.

Responses:
M.U.L.E.
I know movies are constantly showing guys getting girls thru some involved, incredibly romantic ploy, and I've seen more than one guy fall on his face trying to set up the ultimate smooth move. Trust me, a woman can be just as thirled by simple interest, often more-so than some contrived plan.
Brodie Bruce
Ah yes, the voice of experience.
M.U.L.E.
Look, just because I don't have the guts to do it myself doesn't mean I don't have eyes to see.
Fry
I think it's best you trust the freeky robot with admitted inexperience.
M.U.L.E.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

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