I work in a mall, across from a trio of clothing stores, all of which employ extremely attractive young women. Now, having these young women to look at while I work is fantastic, and there's one in particular that I am very interested in. She's tall, slim, has black hair and a great body, and she seems to look at me as often as I look at her. My problem is that I can't go up to her very casually, can't just saunter into the store and inquire about clothes because she knows who I am and would recognize it as a ploy. Should I just walk in there and ask her for her name and number or should I try to be subtle about it? If the subtle approach, how would I arrange said subtlety?
By the way, the breasts in wine glasses thing is wrong. Champaigne glasses, true champaigne glasses, are shaped exactly like Queen Anne's breasts, and were designed specifically for a special occasion (either her coming of age, her ascent to the throne, her wedding... whatever.) The point is that the perfect breast does not have to fit a wine glass... and Queen Anne's weren't perfect, either. You have your stories mixed up.
By the way, the breasts in wine glasses thing is wrong. Champaigne glasses, true champaigne glasses, are shaped exactly like Queen Anne's breasts, and were designed specifically for a special occasion (either her coming of age, her ascent to the throne, her wedding... whatever.) The point is that the perfect breast does not have to fit a wine glass... and Queen Anne's weren't perfect, either. You have your stories mixed up.