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Cuba

The Asker
Should we send the boat boy back to his father in Cuba?

Responses:
Bender
Christ, just flush him down the toilet already. He'll probably end up in Cuba.
Milkman Dan
Umm..
Milkman Dan
I'm afraid it's somewhat of a moot point now.

You see, I was driving along a dark road, and he just suddenly burst out in front of me, and before I could even think, he had been crushed under my truck.
Milkman Dan
Which is terrible, because it caused me to miss that cat I was aiming for.
Bender
Cheer up, there's always more fur bags running around.
Leela
You people all make me sick.

But didn't Cuba slide into the Ocean during the early 2020s?
Professor Farnsworth
No, that was L.A.
Steve Buscemi
Look, I'm sick of people saying L.A. is going to slide into the ocean. It's physically impossible! It's not going to happen.
Professor Farnsworth
Actually I was referring to Louisiana. I was using the postal code. I think....Or was it Florida?

Something slid into the ocean, I remember that much.
Leela
It was Buenes Ares, and it didn't slide, it was bombed there.
Commander Hayes
Which is why if you check any of our most recent maps, you won't find Buenos Ares.
Tom Servo
I'd like to point out no one's really discussed the question.

No point really, just thought I'd mention it.

Dum, dee-dum....
Jodie Foster
Do any of us EVER actually answer the question?
Newt
It's pretty mean to make fun of the problems of a lost little kid.
At least, I think so.
Milkman Dan
Problems, Newt? Like how you wet the bed?
Newt
That was a secret, Milkman Dan, you promised you wouldn't tell.
Milkman Dan
That's what they call lying, Newt. I'm trying to teach you a valuable life lesson.
Newt
I hate you, Milkman Dan

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