Oh my! Is someone happy to see me, or did you misplace a hot dog in your pants.
Dad
Hey! Now that's just uncalled for, on a family site like this.
Oryeus
But dad...I AM happy to see Al. I think I need to tell you something... why I never have any girlfriends....
Dad
Sport, that's not the reason you don't have girlfriends.
Dad
I've already told you:
1)You need to concentrate on your schoolwork and your pitching -- not girls 2)You aren't even allowed to date anyway until you move out of my house 3)No girl's going to date you.
Mom
Hon, don't you think you're a bit harsh on little Oryeus?
Dad
No way, Dear, adversity builds character.
Oryeus
Adversity builds a distinct hatred, and feelings of violence, twords oppressive authority figures!!!! <<Grabs his leather jacket>> Im going out with the gang!!!!
Dad
Hey, don't hang out with those ruffians!
Mom
See what you've done! You drove him to this. I hope you're ready to sleep on the couch tonight!