Time

The Asker

What time is it?

Responses:

The Terminator

Time to die.

HAL 9000

At the sound of the tone, the time will be epoch+100023129393.

HAL 9000

beep

Tinkywinky the Teletubby

Time for Tubby Toast! Time for Tubby Toast!

The Terminator

Tinkywinky the Teletubby

You want a piece of me, one-eye?

The Terminator

I don't want a piece. I want the whole thing.

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