If one throws a green ball into the air, heading 678 meters per 6 seconds, and it reaches its peak at 6:17 a.m., and I throw a red anf yellow striped ball to the grounds, at 897 feet per hour, and it reaches the ground at 6:18 a.m., and I run from thte two balls, at around 21 mph, and I have a black lab, spray-painted purpple, following me... then why, why I ask, does my damn toaster always liquify my pop-tart?
Responses:
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
That question makes no sense. It should be a penalty.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Is it in the rules that they have to make sense?
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Of course it is. At least, it should be.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Perhaps he's mad.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
A man talking nonsense not to himself is no madder than a man talking sense to himself.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Or just as mad.
What about someone talking nonsense to himself? In a way, that's what he's doing, since I doubt anyone will answer his question.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Well then, he's obviously sane, or at least as sane as someone talking not nonsense not to himself, and we should answer his question.
