Bowling

Fake Plastic

I went bowling tonight, and I got a 220! I rule!

Don't you think?

Responses:

Al Gore

Fortunately, in this country, we have better ways of deciding who "rules" than bowling scores.

George W. Bush

Yeah, fortunately for you, since I could mop up the alley with your ass.

Al Gore

You wish.

George W. Bush

I could take you anywhere, any time.

Al Gore

Fine, then let's bowl for the election, winner take all.

George W. Bush

Nice try.

Al Gore

Ah, it doesn't matter. As good as I am at bowling, I'm even better at lawyering.

George W. Bush

And being a pain in the ass.

Al Gore

...and being a pain in the ass, you bet.

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