Chaykin

atropos

I must complain. One of the reasons I got annoyed with the Forum was the Kosak monopoly. Now it seems that L.K. Chaykin is doing the same here. Shame, shame......

Responses:

Pac-Man

It always happens that way when you give some vauge bundle of pixels and vectors the power of speech.

Gyrfalcon

Another problem is that many of us Askees view Lester as something of a bullet shield. He answers all the questions that the rest of us are unwilling to answer. And we're more than happy to let him!

Atari Corporation

Some people are just attention hogs. I guess that's what happens when the most popular video system you were ported to was the 3DO. Hehe...3DO.

Commander Hayes

Hey, watch it, Buddy.

Alf

Hey! Anyone noticed that Lester hadn't answered any of today's questions, even before this came up?

Bender

Heh. That's an Asker for you. Day late and $50 short. No that's me. Can I borrow $50 for a lewd puppet show?

Sifl & Olly

Rock!

Leela

Hey, what's this? There's a note here. It's from Chaykin! It says:

"Dear everyone,
I hope you are well and the site is OK. Last night I finally got my particle displacement field generator working again, and have gone off to visit my friends on Mytoona. I hope to be back sometime, but if don't return, Bacon can have my stuff.

Your friend, LKC"

Bender

Whoa. Now I almost feel sorry we badmouthed him.

Nah, not really. So anyone got $50?

Leela

Just like a man. Cause trouble, and then be 400 million lightyears away the next morning. He probably was just trying to avoid that dumb idea of his.

Bender

I suppose we'll convienently not notice that he posted a reply 20 minutes ago to a question asked yesterday.

Leela

Bender!

Bender

Gotcha...Keeping it under my hat.

Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

It must be due to time dilation.

Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

Man, I'm pink!

Fry

Yea! Time Dialation. And he got the wrong number. He should have used Time Directory Assistance before Time Dialating.

Leela

You're all insane.

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