ever get...?

wolfcrazy

A song stuck in your head that just won't go away? Well, I've had this: "1-800-96-JENNY" replaying in my brain since 1996!!!! AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Responses:

Professor Farnsworth

Have you considered getting a replacement brain?

wolfcrazy

Actually, yes. But the one I wanted was still in use. I guess I have to wait for Britney to croak. *wonders what wild, erotic lesbian fantasies Britney keeps inside that gorgeous head of hers*

Britney Spears

OH GOD cram it in me!!!! Yes yes!

Britney Spears

Whoops, did I say that or think that?

Old, Tired Kirk

I'm just wondering what body part you meant when you said 'cram'.

Brandy

That brain is mine...

Britney Spears

not yours...

Brandy

but mine...

Brandy

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
That brain is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It belongs to me
The brain is mine...

Britney Spears

So CRAM IT IN ME one more time!!

wolfcrazy

Starts up his chainsaw and advances on Britney.

Sorry, ladies, but that brain is MINE!

Britney Spears

But that brain is mine, I say, you see.
It's mine because it's inside me!

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