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The Asker
I can't rate! There's no rating mechanism at the bottom of my page! My significant and important vote won't be heard! Please help...

Responses:
The Telephone
*rringrring*
Captain Haddock
Hello?...What?...Lamb Chops?!...No, Madam, I am not Mr. Cutts the butcher!
Captain Haddock
Billions of blue blistering barnacles! Doesn't anyone take the care to figure things out for themselves these days?
Tintin
Calm down, Captain. It was simply a wrong number, nothing more.
Captain Haddock
But...fiddle-dee-dee! Can't anyone read the FAQ!?
Tintin
Actually Captain, this information isn't there. The poor souls who want to contribute must Sign In in order to rate threads.
Tintin
But Professor Calculus is almost finished with his research that will allow him to finally revise the FAQ.
Tintin
Professor, isn't that correct?
Professor Calculus
Devise a Plaque? Oh, my! Yes, that would be a fine idea! It would look magnificent hung on the wall over the fireplace.

I think that's much more important than the work I was doing on that dirty old FAQ.

Average rating: 4.20

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