Stop eating me!

Bacon

Ok, I'm fucking tired of being eaten! Just stop it everyone! Try frying up strips
of cow for breakfast instead.

Responses:

Mom

Breakfast! Everyone eat up, they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and I want all of you growing up nice and strong just like your father.

Dad

Say there, could you pass me some more of that delicious bacon? Mmmm mmmm, you
make the best bacon anywhere!

John Horatio Malkovich

Stop being me!

Average rating: 3.40

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