The Topic:
I will kill you all

The Question:
 The Asker

I regret to inform you, but I have been ordered to ritualistically sacrifice you all in service to the dark lord... nothing personal, but the word of the dark lord cannot be questioned...

Responses:
 Speak

We are one nation, a world nation!

United Nations  

[clap, clap, clap]

 The Tick

Speak, evil is afoot, here boy.

 Speak

Pardon me, but the Tick calls and I must go.

 The Tick

This unnamed villain plans all sorts of nefarious villainy, but justice knows no quarter!

 Speak

Right-oh, old chum, let's give this villain a thrashing.

 The Tick

SPOOOON!


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