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Feels like voles crawling around


Why don't my bowels work right anymore?


  Ant Supercolony

It's the ants in your pants.

  Ant Supercolony

We'd be willing to relocate to a neighbor's pants for a small fee, to be paid in unmarked non-sequential twenties.

  Ant Supercolony

Also, shred it so we can use it as building material. Nothing like trophallaxis with a shredded Jackson.

  Jabbery Butter-Eating Jackson

I doth protest.

  Ant Supercolony

Mmmm, buttered Jackson.

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