The Topic:
Sarcasm Man Rules

The Question:
 Riff

You do, Sarcasm Man. You are my new hero. I've never seen anyone with your abilities to belittle and deflate in normal sentences that would be nigh unto meaningless out of anyone else. So Sacrasm Man - I salute you.

I've recently heard that "Sincerity is the new sarcasm." (www.brunching.com) What say you to that?

Responses:
 Sarcasm Man

Oh, that's clever.

 Sarcasm Man

And thank you for the kind words.

They really meant a lot to me.

 Riff

Lordy, that's impressive. Never have I had an attempt at praise result in such an amazing feeling of my own stupidity and loss of self-esteem. You're the master.

 Sarcasm Man

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were mocking me. But of course, that just couldn't be, could it?

 Riff

See, now, I'm tempted as hell to engage in use of sarcasm here. But I can't. That'd be like going to the best Yo-Yo Master in all the world, and saying, "Hey, check this out. I call it 'Rocking the Baby.'" Or like going up to Mother Theresa and saying, "You know, I once donated some tomato soup to a canned food drive."

 Sarcasm Man

Ooh. You're good.


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