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The Topic: 3rd Parties

  Gary Nolan

Don't you think that 3rd parties are having a bigger impact on society since the Democrats are practically socialist?



Responses:


  Al Gore

Practically socialist? Hey now, I take offense to that!


George W. Bush  

Yeah, since when was there anything practical about being a Democrat? Har har!


The Evil Black Marble  

Ah, it's funny because he made fun of a guy.


  Lego Man

Careful, we don't want to be accused of having a Converservative bias. Remember, we need to be balanced.


The Evil Black Marble  

Oh, okay, right... here we go.


  Al Gore

Yeah, well, you're an idiot, Bush!


The Evil Black Marble  

Satisfied?


  Lego Man

Uh. I guess.

So, I signed up for one of those internet sites that matches you up with potential dates, right?


The Evil Black Marble  

What, it matches Lego people to other Lego people? Based on what, if you're from the town or the outer space sets?


  Lego Man

No, based on personality. It's the internet, right, so they don't need to know you're plastic.


The Evil Black Marble  

Right.


  Lego Man

So, anyway, I fill out this form, and it basically told me I'm supportive, loyal, a good friend, supportive of others. I'm sincere, a comfortable person to be near. Dependable and caring, respectful of others, patient, and I work hard to make people happy.



The Evil Black Marble  

Sure. You're a creative building toy, that's what you do.


  Lego Man

Anyway. So it's supposed to match me with others based on this profile, you know, someone similiar to me; nice, not pushy, friendly, thoughtful, with a positive possessiveness that doesn't lead to obsessive stalking or anything.

So I let it run, and then it says it's unable to match me to my perfect mate, unless I increase the geographical region I'm willing to allow it to search.


The Evil Black Marble  

So what region did you have it searching?


  Lego Man

The World.


The Evil Black Marble  

Ouch.




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