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I realize this doesn't reflect well on me, but this is transcribed from today's Divorce Court, immediately following a candid discussion between a man and the judge about his ex-wife's duties as a maid/cook/nanny:

"I didn't get any sex! It's not right! She was put on this earth to give me sex!"

Holy shit! And he was "put here" to what, enforce the reason for her being? I can only say that if this guy is real, I've lost a great deal of faith in my gender in general, and if not, my hatred for reality show scriptwriters has increased tenfold.


I think you may have missed the real problem here, which is that you're the one sitting at home transcribing "Divorce Court."

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