The Topic:
kluver-Bucy

The Question:
 Spankenstein

What causes the Kluver-Bucy syndrome?

What are its symptoms?

i think I might have it.

Responses:
 Emergency Medical Hologram

That would be quite a trick, since that syndrome has only really been seen in experimental monkeys. If part of the temporal lobes are removed the monkey cannot recognize objects (visual agnosia). These monkeys exhibit bizarre oral behaviors such as sticking things in their mouths that normal monkeys would have nothing to do with. They also become hyperactive and hypersexual making physical contact with almost anything in their environment.

 Emergency Medical Hologram

So unless you've recently had someone fooling around inside your skull, you'll need another excuse for when you're groping young coeds.


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