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Ooh ooh, I want to win a pony! Where do I sign up? I promise to take care of her forever and ever.

 Professor Farnsworth

Oooh, I don't know if we could trust a "big fat pig" with a pony.

Babe the Pig  

And why not? What's that supposed to mean? What's wrong with pigs?

 Professor Farnsworth

It's well known that pigs and ponies are natural enemies! Left alone, a pig can skeletonize a horse in a matter of seconds!

Babe the Pig  

I think you're slightly misinformed about pigs.

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