if someone gave me $50 to review a game I'd just rent the game and use the $45 that is left on pornography and drugs.
OH. MY. GOD.
You're my new hero.
But I can never beat the game in just 5 days, and when I rent it again the robot clerk laughs at me.
I thought you were some sort of game playing genius or something.
Only for games made before 2875, I haven't mastered any of the newer ones yet.
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