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unruly grandmothers

no man army
My grandma's been stealing the change off my dresser. I need this problem taken care of. You can keep 15% of any change found on her body. Any takers?


Sal "Dumptruck" Catalano
Hey kid, what do you ya think we're running here?
This is a legitimate protection business, not a knock-off racket.

Sal "Dumptruck" Catalano
Besides, 15% of a buck-twenty won't get you cross town in this stinking city.

Skunky Van Ness
Actually boss, you can do it if ya take da M line at four thirty three.

Sal "Dumptruck" Catalano
Thanks Ness, that's why we keep you around.

Skunky Van Ness
Thanks, boss.

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