Eat the cookies while your head is in the jar.
Mmmmph mmm mph!
Yeah, I had to replace the cookies with a lubricating slime to get the jar on his head.
Oh don't worry so much. It's also reducing fine lines and wrinkles, and tightening your pores!
Eat the slime then. How bad could it be?
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