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Not the Danza Slap

Pearl_Jammer
I was slapped for telling a girl that she looked like Jenna Jameson.

Funny how that isn't a complement, because it is based on looks and not occupation.


Responses

Bender
Weird.
Usually when I tell a woman she looks like a trampy whore with fake breasts it goes much better than that.



Bender
Of course, I usually say it to trampy whores, not my Mom.



 




Bender
Huh. Now that we're cancelled, I hope we don't go the way of Scully and Mulder and have to shill for 1-800-CALL ATT with Carrot Top.



Bender
Because I'd sooner march myself into a can opener and end it now.



Fry
Hey Bender, what ever happened to your suicidal tendencies anyway?



Bender
Oh those got cleared up when I found you guys and decided to take all my problems out on you instead.



 




Leela
I wonder if our videogame is any good.



Fry
Yeah me too.
Too bad there's no way we can ever find out.



Leela
Sure there is. We can just go rent it.



Fry
Yep, no possible way.




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