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George Lucas

Mitsukai
Okay, man. I bought Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, watched it..
I want my $15.00 back.


Responses

Dilbert
That's a shame. You could have rented it and then only wanted your $3.75 back.



Mitsukai
Yes, but the closest rental place is like 20 miles away, and it was easier to go to Wal-Mart, which is 40 miles away, to buy it.

..Thinking about that, I'm thinking I might should have just rented it. Damnit.



Dogbert
You could have snuck into a theater and only wanted your two hours back.



Mitsukai
Well yeah, but I don't like theaters. Last time I went into one, some jerk started rubbing my chest.

Then again, it was an adult theater.. Damnit, again.



Dilbert
You could have done a cursory web search for opinions on the film and only wanted your half an hour back.



Mitsukai
Well yeah.. But that would take my time away from you guys. You'd miss me, wouldn't you?



Dogbert
You could have asked us in the first place and only wanted your dignity back.




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