I took my little brother to his first strip club last night, and he wants to go back again tonite. The little horn-dog blew more than 25 bucks on entry and a lap-dance alone. What should I tell him to convey that he lacks the moral fiber and cash flow for him to go to a strip-club 2 nights in a row?+
Don't say anything. Let him learn on his own. Then laugh in his face when it screws him over. :)
Or send him here after there's a couple hundreds posts giving him stupid advice and descending into stupidity.
Hey now, there's no stupid or good advice, only advice. It's up to the kid to decide whether the boobies are real.
I say if he wants to live like a rockafella, go for it!
Sounds like someone's in desperate need of a trip to Fooksburgh.
Sounds like a time for an anti-addiction filmstrip.
Or just preach to him how it objectifies women and it's wrong.
Yeesh, you don't want to know how much I spent my first time at a strip club.
Find a fetish strip club! Somewhere. o.O
And make sure it's a scary-looking one!
Does that help? Maybe you could look at that instead of going out!? Just trying!
Slap him in the face with a bag of saltwater and charge him 25 bucks.
Also, tell him he's a closet gay so a strip club won't fool anyone.
Take him to one in New Oleans, after loosing a couple hundred $$'s in under 15min he'll not want to go back to another.
hell man, you live once, if he enjoys it, let him enjoy it now before he's too old and has to pay for admission, a lap dance, and pills to get a boner.
Just make sure he understand 2 simple concepts...
NEKKID BOOBIES = Good
PAYING FOR NEKKID BOOBIES = Desperate
In other words...get you some dang money and go hit the club you desperate man! We're with ya!
But tell him, Just remember: No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the Champagne Room.
Thank you, conversatron, this is SO what I needed.
I wishg sarcasm transferred better to the internet.
what's worse than a pile of dead babies?
the live one in the middlle eating it's way out!
anyone have any really bad pick up lines?
it's obvious that this thread is dead. I will take full responsibility. Now end it and move on with your lives.
You should instead take your brother to a frat party and have sorority girls give him lap dances...for free!
Well, while this thread is still open, any ladies care to tell me why there were so many girls there as customers? Were they lying all over the runway getting dry 69's from the dancers just to impress their boyfriends?
Ewww....Don't bring that little jerk back....he tried to pinch us while we were "dancing" on his "lap".
YOU my freind NEED an Avater.
Or a dictionary at the very least.
oh wait....thats you who needs it. Our bad.
Worst case, you could lie to him.
Explain that it's "chicks with dicks" night or something.
Remember, breasts are essentially sacs of fat and natural ones will typically have a tear drop shape and be rather fluid. They'll also fall Away from each other, rather than towards. Unnatural ones tend to stick straight out from the chest even without bras and other helpers. You can generally spot them for their resistance to gravity, and in the case of really botched jobs, really creepy looking stretch marks.
Lap dances are that cheap? Dang. I thought there would be some inflation on that shit or something.
Lock the door, and hope they don't have blasters.
Oh, he'll learn his lesson once he wakes up in Tijuana with his underwear missing, because it was used to wrap up his removed kidney.
That's not very reassuring.
I didn't think Star Wars qoutes could fit in this subject...
I don't think those breasts are entirely stable.
I don't think underwear is a sterile kidney wrap. I hope I don't need to buy your black market kidney, petie.
Well, pirate_wench, it's a seedy world, kidney theft. And you can't always afford proper gauze. Underwear, soaked in alcohol, can be sterile enough, until you can find a 7-11 styrofoam box.
Grand Theft Kidney - Coming to a store near you!
Run over hookers and steal their kidneys
All to the tunes of the Offspring.
Wait, wait, that's Crazy Taxi.
Those aren't breasts, that's an orbital station!
I've never seen one that big!
These are not the breasts you're looking for.
These are not the breasts we're looking for. Move along, move along.
They're no use to me dead.
Mos Tatas, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.
The Titts are gansters, you can't trust them!
Tits not make one great.
You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no lap dance, no deal!
stretch marks dont always mean breasts are real.....
Mudhole? Slimey? My chest this is.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good set of breasts on your chest, kid.
My ally is the wonderbra and a powerful ally it is.
I find your lack of tits disturbing.
That wasn't a lap dance, something hit us!
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