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Fuu
I took my little brother to his first strip club last night, and he wants to go back again tonite. The little horn-dog blew more than 25 bucks on entry and a lap-dance alone. What should I tell him to convey that he lacks the moral fiber and cash flow for him to go to a strip-club 2 nights in a row?+


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Lisapie
Don't say anything. Let him learn on his own. Then laugh in his face when it screws him over. :)



Lisapie
Or send him here after there's a couple hundreds posts giving him stupid advice and descending into stupidity.



CodeStah
Hey now, there's no stupid or good advice, only advice. It's up to the kid to decide whether the boobies are real.



ShizMaster
I say if he wants to live like a rockafella, go for it!



Echo
Sounds like someone's in desperate need of a trip to Fooksburgh.



Despair
Sounds like a time for an anti-addiction filmstrip.



tacopat1
Kill him.



tacopat1
Or just preach to him how it objectifies women and it's wrong.



tacopat1
Or both.



DeadMoose
$25?

Yeesh, you don't want to know how much I spent my first time at a strip club.



Valkyrie
Find a fetish strip club! Somewhere. o.O

And make sure it's a scary-looking one!



ShizMaster
(o)(o)



ShizMaster
Does that help? Maybe you could look at that instead of going out!? Just trying!



leethasbro
Slap him in the face with a bag of saltwater and charge him 25 bucks.



leethasbro
Also, tell him he's a closet gay so a strip club won't fool anyone.



ransom
Take him to one in New Oleans, after loosing a couple hundred $$'s in under 15min he'll not want to go back to another.



DocRickWorm
Male strippers.



Shark
Shoot him.



yourmomsmom
hell man, you live once, if he enjoys it, let him enjoy it now before he's too old and has to pay for admission, a lap dance, and pills to get a boner.



Dravenfall
Just make sure he understand 2 simple concepts...

NEKKID BOOBIES = Good

PAYING FOR NEKKID BOOBIES = Desperate

In other words...get you some dang money and go hit the club you desperate man! We're with ya!



Echo
But tell him, Just remember: No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the Champagne Room.



Fuu
Thank you, conversatron, this is SO what I needed.


I wishg sarcasm transferred better to the internet.



Fuu
Also spelling.




ShizMaster
and boobies



yourmomsmom
what's worse than a pile of dead babies?



yourmomsmom
the live one in the middlle eating it's way out!



yourmomsmom
anyone have any really bad pick up lines?




yourmomsmom
it's obvious that this thread is dead. I will take full responsibility. Now end it and move on with your lives.



SkaPickler
You should instead take your brother to a frat party and have sorority girls give him lap dances...for free!



Fuu
Well, while this thread is still open, any ladies care to tell me why there were so many girls there as customers? Were they lying all over the runway getting dry 69's from the dancers just to impress their boyfriends?



LapDancers
Ewww....Don't bring that little jerk back....he tried to pinch us while we were "dancing" on his "lap".




Fuu
YOU my freind NEED an Avater.



LapDancers
Or a dictionary at the very least.




LapDancers
oh wait....thats you who needs it. Our bad.




Canthros
Worst case, you could lie to him.

Explain that it's "chicks with dicks" night or something.



PuppyTuppins
Remember, breasts are essentially sacs of fat and natural ones will typically have a tear drop shape and be rather fluid. They'll also fall Away from each other, rather than towards. Unnatural ones tend to stick straight out from the chest even without bras and other helpers. You can generally spot them for their resistance to gravity, and in the case of really botched jobs, really creepy looking stretch marks.

Have fun.



tmiller
Club him.



pirate_wench
Lap dances are that cheap? Dang. I thought there would be some inflation on that shit or something.



HunterZero
Lock the door, and hope they don't have blasters.



Petie123
Oh, he'll learn his lesson once he wakes up in Tijuana with his underwear missing, because it was used to wrap up his removed kidney.



pirate_wench
That's not very reassuring.



Branovices
I didn't think Star Wars qoutes could fit in this subject...



pirate_wench
I don't think those breasts are entirely stable.



pirate_wench
I don't think underwear is a sterile kidney wrap. I hope I don't need to buy your black market kidney, petie.



Petie123
Well, pirate_wench, it's a seedy world, kidney theft. And you can't always afford proper gauze. Underwear, soaked in alcohol, can be sterile enough, until you can find a 7-11 styrofoam box.



pirate_wench
Grand Theft Kidney - Coming to a store near you!



pirate_wench
Run over hookers and steal their kidneys



Petie123
All to the tunes of the Offspring.

Wait, wait, that's Crazy Taxi.



Petie123
Those aren't breasts, that's an orbital station!



pirate_wench
I've never seen one that big!



Petie123
These are not the breasts you're looking for.



pirate_wench
These are not the breasts we're looking for. Move along, move along.



Petie123
They're no use to me dead.



pirate_wench
Mos Tatas, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.



Petie123
The Titts are gansters, you can't trust them!



pirate_wench
Tits not make one great.



Petie123
You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no lap dance, no deal!



icntspll
stretch marks dont always mean breasts are real.....



pirate_wench
Mudhole? Slimey? My chest this is.



Petie123
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good set of breasts on your chest, kid.



pirate_wench
My ally is the wonderbra and a powerful ally it is.



Petie123
I find your lack of tits disturbing.



Fuu
That wasn't a lap dance, something hit us!




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