Four year olds were most certainly the target of Nintendo's Zelda advertising strategy. They by far make up the majority of the financial decision makers. I wonder why more companies don't target this important demographic.
George W. Bush
No smoking until you're 16, kids!
Bah. 12 years too late by then, if you ask me.
Why don't you target pregnant mothers? If children were born addicted you'd be able to make a mint, and there isn't any legislation against that since pregnant mothers are usually over 16.
Someone get this kid an internship, stat!
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