What an idiot!
When you get reincarnated like 5 times, and every time you do, a green-clad little boy named Link kicks your ass solid, you'd think you'd get the message, right? Why then, doesn't the dumb pig go after me before I get 20 hearts, the triforce AND the master sword?
Why doesn't Link bother to hang onto the sword or the hearts between reincarnations?
At least I have the excuse of power pellets being time limited.
I want to know why he agreed to star in a series of games that don't even feature his own name. How many people out there actually think his name is Zelda?
That would be like me starring in a game named "Super Princess Peach World."
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