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ElectricMonk on the parkway and park on the driveway, why does this get sent to my Inbox every 47 seconds?!


Who Is Tyler Durden?
Because that girl from high school that you never knew too well, but always thought was kind of cute, doesn't understand that "keeping in touch" does not include forwarding Internet spam humor three times a day.

What does "keeping in touch" mean, then?

Who Is Tyler Durden?
Masturbation while imagining what you should have done to her while you were in high school.

Who Is Tyler Durden?
That is, if you had had some fuckin' balls.

Swanky Hand Cream
Awwww yeah.

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