Re: College Roommates
I had the same roommate... Don't even bother trying to invite hime along for cool stuff and try to change his life for the better. He'll still just go home every weekend, insult your "lazy" work ethic, and mastubate from 9 to 10PM every weeknight with the door unlocked.
And that pretty much sums up why I hated my sophmore year.
Why on Earth would he do that with the door unlocked?
Maybe he simply has no sense of shame.
If so he's taking the lack of shame to scary new depths. If he was already that far in college imagine what he's doing now.
Well he's probably in that show, you know, Puppetry of the Penis.
These guys they get on stage, with some props, naked, and make sculptures out of their penises.
How do they keep from, you know, while they're up there...
Alright alright, enough penis talk for now.
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