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Re: College Roommates

Vegeta_23
I had the same roommate... Don't even bother trying to invite hime along for cool stuff and try to change his life for the better. He'll still just go home every weekend, insult your "lazy" work ethic, and mastubate from 9 to 10PM every weeknight with the door unlocked.

And that pretty much sums up why I hated my sophmore year.


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George Costanza
Why on Earth would he do that with the door unlocked?



Jerry Seinfeld
Maybe he simply has no sense of shame.



George Costanza
If so he's taking the lack of shame to scary new depths. If he was already that far in college imagine what he's doing now.



Kozmo Kramer
Well he's probably in that show, you know, Puppetry of the Penis.



George Costanza
The what?



Kozmo Kramer
These guys they get on stage, with some props, naked, and make sculptures out of their penises.



George Costanza
Weird.
How do they keep from, you know, while they're up there...



Jerry Seinfeld
Alright alright, enough penis talk for now.




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