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College Roommates

So it looks like my roommate next year is a naiive, socially inept asshole who does nothing but sit around playing with himself. Should I try to make him cool, or should I just kill him and hide his corpse in our closet?


Sal "Dumptruck" Catalano
Yeah, that's rich. You schooling a guy in how to be cool.

Sal "Dumptruck" Catalano
Why don't you do that, and I'll give him some tips on how to run a "legitimate" meat-packing business.

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