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Help Wanted:

Is there anyone who would like to *ahem* take care *ahem* of my boss for me?

I have money! And I'm not above paying for this with *ahem* favors.


Stallone IS The Facepuncher
Wait, is that third *ahem* the same kind of *ahem* as the first two? Or a different kind?

Stallone IS The Facepuncher
Because I've seen enough movies to know that you always kill the hitman after he does his job.

Stallone IS The Facepuncher
Or maybe you're asking me to sleep with your boss. Hell if I know, I never learned "subtle".

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