Did Ben Afflek ever date your mom?
Not yet, anyway.
I'll ignore that, because I just discovered that the phrase "I sure could go for some sex" doesn't appear anywhere on the whole goddamn web!
Can you fucking believe that?
I'm going to make sure this page gets archived so we can fix that.
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