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How do I get away with sleeping at my boyfriend's house tonight without my family knowing i'm gone? Mom's taken care of 'cuz she works nights, but pesky little brothers are always a risk. I know that moving out is the obvious solution, by the way.


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Bill & Ted
But wouldn't your family know you were gone if you moved out?



Bill & Ted
Totally! There is no way you could fool your parents then!



Bill & Ted
Yeah, even my dad wouldn't fall for that one.



Bill & Ted
Now, what you need to do is sneak off and spend a most bodacious night with your boyfriend. Tomorrow, tell your family you are going out. Then use your time machine to travel back in time and sleep the night away at home, making up for the sleep you missed last night. Which is totally that night!



Bill & Ted
Whoa!



Bill & Ted




Bill & Ted
Excellent!




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