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The Asker
Hey, could you do me a favor guys? Can you post this message soon?

Hey! I'm the guy sitting 3 computers from ya. Just wondering but do you wanna go out on a date?


Responses

Steve "Woz" Wozniak
Hey, we need to help out this fellow nerd. He's posting this from one of my spiffy new Danger Hiptop devices!



iCEO Steve Jobs
Yeah, maybe we could have helped him. Four hours ago when he posted this.



Steve "Woz" Wozniak
Maybe they're still there. You never know! We gotta give it a shot.



iCEO Steve Jobs
Say you're a girl, and you sit down in a computer lab, and fire up your favorite humor site. A weird greasy guy sits down three computers away from you, and starts furiously fiddling around with something in his lap while glancing over at you every now and then. How long do you think you're going to stay there?



Steve "Woz" Wozniak




Steve "Woz" Wozniak
I'm still stuck at the "say you're a girl" part.



iCEO Steve Jobs
Bah! The point is, if you're a girl and were at a computer lab yesterday, don't under any circumstances go on a date with the weirdo three computers down.



Steve "Woz" Wozniak
Oh come on, go for it! Give the guy a chance! He has a Hiptop computer!



iCEO Steve Jobs
Nobody wants to compute on their hip. And if he had guts, he wouldn't need a damn wireless computer to ask a girl out.



Steve "Woz" Wozniak
Oh pshaw, the Hiptop is UL tested and approved for asking girls out and related activites. What do you think it was designed for?




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