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Humanity sucks.

The Asker
People are assholes. They have proven this fact to me time and time again. Yet somehow, I stupidly go on with life, only to later be scammed by someone who has been pretending to be my friend. (And you know who you are, out there. I know you read this site!)

I've been thinking of moving to a cave in the Appalachians, then bordering my land with barbed wire and mine fields so that I can't be bothered by anyone ever again. The only thing that's stopped me so far is that I don't think UPS will deliver porn and sex toys to me all the way out there.

What do you recommend?


Phil Hartman
Have them deliver it to a P.O. Box back in town, and pick it up wearing a fake moustache.

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