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Snail Killers

The Asker
I have a colony of snails on my porch. I love them. The other day I had guests and they tortured and killed most of my snail colony. What type of retribution should I seek for the snail killers?


Doc "Bones" McCoy
Pour some salt in their eyes.

Doc "Bones" McCoy
Then you paint some targets on their roofs, sit back with a nice mint julep, and wait for the Slug People of Mollusca IX to deploy their Unstoppable Slime Force, some time next year.

Doc "Bones" McCoy
Those jerks practically eradicate themselves!

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