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Dear Sir,

I saw this today.

Please direct me to the my corner where I can curl up and cry, because the knowledge that this is considered a viable product is forever burned into my mind.


Randal Graves
Why is it when a woman owns a sex toy she's considered liberated, but when a man owns one, he's a big pervert?

Dante Hicks
Because you're a big pervert.

Randal Graves
Granted, but my point still stands.

Randal Graves
Though I am really confused as to why it would need to be in a beer can.

I think a bigger confusion point is why it would need to be mocha-scented.

Randal Graves
I don't know, why would this need to glow in the dark?

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