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Friends and DOOM

So Jeannette's boyfriend Andrew has yet to call her, despite the fact that he was supposed to a couple days ago. I suggested that she IM him with "SUCK MY COCK JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA YOU SUCKABITCH DOUCHE," but she didn't think it really fit her "style," so to speak. Was my idea the best one, or do you have other suggestions?


How about, "I could have a naked woman here in fifteen seconds. Too bad you're not here too."

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