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Fuck Mother's Day

Kojiro
My mother was the one being an ungrateful bitch yesterday, blaming everything that I had nothing to do with on me. Where's the Neosporin? Right in front of that big snozz! To top it all, she fell asleep and alkmost burned dinner. She deserves no special treatment today... after all, my birthday gift is still fuckin' late.


Responses

Mom
I think you just need some space.

Perhaps you could find a pleasant apartment on the other side of the country.

Your room would be just perfect for my sewing things.



Mom
And we won't bother you by sending you presents or calling you.



Mom
Because a present you give yourself will never be late!



Dad
And don't forget to take that damn cat of yours.




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