The Topic:
I'm soooo tired...

The Question:
 Jed

Is there anything you can suggest to wake myself up that doesn't involve caffiene?
Thanks.

Responses:
 The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos

In past times, if a monk wanted to wake up after a certain length of time, they would place a small candle between thier toes. When the candle burned down to a shorter length, the heat from the flame would wake him up.

The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos  



But brother, he wishes to stay awake, not to wake up later.

 The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos

Ah, in that case, he could try simply removing the middle step and setting his foot on fire.


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