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...Can I sleep in your bed tonight?


  Professor Farnsworth

No you fool, The Conversatron is a notional device, and as such doesn't sleep in a bed.

  Professor Farnsworth

Plus it thinks your beard is too scratchy, so try shaving more often.

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