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The Topic: David Letterman

  AardvarkLady

Is he okay? My life is lonely, without him..



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  Late Night with David Letterman

I'm fine!


  Late Night with David Letterman

If you call week after week of excruciating pain fine!


  Late Night with David Letterman

But seriously, I'm the NBC Letterman, so I have no idea. But I'm pretty sure my future self is okay, at least I hope he is, I hear he's a pretty good guy. I've heard this thing can take up to 5 weeks to clear up, so once I get some rest and some drugs I should be fine. Prescription drugs, of course. Remember kids, only abuse the prescription drugs.

Bill Cosby is apparently hosting tonight, so tune in for that.


  Late Night with David Letterman

In the meantime, here's a top ten list...what? Oh, apparently we don't have a top ten list about this, since we're in the past and there could be causality issues.

How's that go? Causality. Okay. Like time travel and stuff.


  Late Night with David Letterman

Since Paul was in the future to host the show yesterday, we've got Stephen Hawking filling in over in the band.

How's it going over there Steveo?


Stephen Hawking  

Doing well, David.

But soon I must return to my own time. Until then, we're going to be doing some of my favorite tracks from the 70s so stay tuned everyone.


  Late Night with David Letterman

Okay, great!


  Late Night with David Letterman

I'm guessing this is all some kind of fever dream I'm having, so hopefully I'm well on my way to recovery right now.




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