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So where the hell is Kenny G?


  George W. Bush

Yeah, we already have our PsyOps on that. We've set up high-powered transmitters in the area, and have Kenny G playing on the Iraqi Command frequencies.

Saddam Hussein  

For the love of Allah, this is worse than dealing with the French in all those secret back-room deals! Can you at least play some Chuck Mangione or something?

  George W. Bush

Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you.

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