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Faking it

  The Asker

I just got an email from the director of a neurology research project I applied to be an assistant on. Apparently, preference will be given to applicants who are "competent with C and MATLAB". I am competent with neither. I am a toxicology student, not a programmer. Is there some way I can fake competence with these things long enough to learn them?


  Strong Bad

Curly braces.

  Strong Bad

Make sure to fill his whiteboard with lots and lots of curly braces and you're sure to be a shoe-in for the job.

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