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Faking it

  The Asker

I just got an email from the director of a neurology research project I applied to be an assistant on. Apparently, preference will be given to applicants who are "competent with C and MATLAB". I am competent with neither. I am a toxicology student, not a programmer. Is there some way I can fake competence with these things long enough to learn them?



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  Strong Bad

Curly braces.


  Strong Bad

Make sure to fill his whiteboard with lots and lots of curly braces and you're sure to be a shoe-in for the job.




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