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Total Fina Elf

  Despair

Does it bother anyone else that the most ardent supporters of Iraq in the UN are also their biggest customers of crude oil, and yet they seem like archangels for opposing effective action?



Responses:


  Dante Hicks

What bothers me is that stupid name! Total Fina Elf? I mean, what the hell? If it were American it'd be called Conglom-Evilco or something.


Randal Graves  

Complain about her name all you like my friend, but you must agree that she is hot.


  Dante Hicks



  Dante Hicks

Wait, huh? This is an oil company we're talking about, not some chick.


Randal Graves  

Wrongo, and I found pictures on the internet to prove otherwise.


  Dante Hicks

That's stupid, what...


Randal Graves  



  Dante Hicks

Say...


Randal Graves  



  Dante Hicks

What can I say, Total Fina Elf is hot!


  Dante Hicks

You'd never guess from looking at her that she imports millions of barrels of crude.




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