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Uh...You ok, Lord Amazorn?

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http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/biztech/03/13/bezos.hurt.reut/index.html


Responses:

Lord Amazorn
Hey, Sadaam.


Saddam Hussein
Yes, my friend.


Lord Amazorn
Your idea of using the body doubles was excellent. I can't thank you enough.


Saddam Hussein
You are most welcome. By the way, how soon will my shipment of aluminium tubes be arriving?


Lord Amazorn
Oh, very soon. It's hell getting those UPS trucks through. Thankfully, they cut those huge holes in the fence at the Kuwait border.


Saddam Hussein
Excellent. You've really saved my company a bundle on that "super saver shipping".


Lord Amazorn
No problem. It's helped us reach record profits for an Internet company.


Saddam Hussein
Aren't any profits deemed "record profits" in your line of work?


Lord Amazorn
I suppose so. Why do you have to be so mean?


Saddam Hussein
I only kid, zorny baby, you're the b--


George W. Bush


Saddam Hussein
--er, I mean, you are the coolest person in the world.




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