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Veggie snacks?

  NinjaComic

I have met people that I took an instant disliking to. Later I found out they are vegetarians. Something in me can sense that they are not hunters. If they are not hunters, that makes them prey. Do you think it is how they act or how they smell that tips me off?



Responses:


  Narrator

Is this what a man is supposed to act like?


  Who Is Tyler Durden?

Maybe he needs to go out back in the garden and harvest some radishes.


  Narrator

Yeah, that'd give him some understanding of what 'prey' smell like.


  Who Is Tyler Durden?

Uhm, really?

How would it do that, exactly?


  Narrator

He'd be running for his fucking life from the predators we have helping us hoe the garden.

He'd have first hand experience with the smell of his own pants after they were finished with him.


  Who Is Tyler Durden?

The pants of prey.

I like it.


  Narrator

It kind of sounds like a nature special, doesn't it?


  Who Is Tyler Durden?

Either that or an oversexed new religion.

Hey, can we start one of those?


  Narrator

No.


  Who Is Tyler Durden?

Why not?


  Narrator

Because with our luck we'll again end up piled in with a bunch of sweaty meat-eating morons like bubba here.




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