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PETA

  The Cynic

Wow, you see the new PETA campaign? Who'd they get to do it? McDonalds? Beef Farmers Inc? I don't think anyone could have done as much damage to their own cause as they just did to themselves.

This is what happens when you lose touch with normal humans. Or maybe not eating meat is making them miss certain vitamins and proteins that are essential for proper brain function. I'm gonna go eat a burger right now, because I don't want whatever mental deficiency has been brought on to these poor PETA slobs by not eating meat.

(I mean, wow, how did they get that campaign out the door without one sane person seeing it? Yikes.)



Responses:


Marzipan  

Well you're not very nice.


Marzipan  

Maybe you need a radish burger!


  Marzipan

Radishes not cows, yeah yeah yeah
Radishes not cows, yeah yeah yeah
Radishes not cows, yeah yeah yeah
Because radishes make the earth smile.






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